the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.
So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
my heart says yes but my mom says no
how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??